My name is Aiden. I'm 20, I live in the south east of England.I aggravate everyone. I'm quite pleased with my life right now so whatcha gonna do?
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team
I need to marathon this show again
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT
“It’s for Valentine’s Day”
“You must be lonely?”
THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.
Oh god it’s going around again
One of my best friends, ladies and gents.